For me the ONLY things that could save DWTS would be:
1) If Howard Cosell came back and did the commentating
2) Two words - WILLIAM SHATNER!
One from this past week:
"You're the only guy I know that knows how to do illusion turns"
(also known as touch and go)
Laundry is the fifth dimension.
The 1966 Batman TV series is FINALLY being released on either Blu-Ray or DVD this year! HAPPY HAPPY!!!!
Remember to rotate your tires every 5000 miles
"I can't always predict what you're going to lead nextI love the fact you're unpredictable, I HATE predictable"
A number of them including
1) Default ringtone is Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew" opening
2) Girlfriend's ringtone is a beautiful piano piece, "Rustle...
Being taken out for birthday lunch by my sweetheart.
Recent ones: "WOW< you've learned a bunch of new stuff, haven't you"
"You are so much fun to dance with, you give me so much room to be creative."
A complete episode from 1981 just surfaced
Stop the presses, I took a Quickstep lesson, the one dance I NEVER thought I would approach with any curiosity.
TV shows": The Waltons, Batman
Thou shalt NOT lecture thy partner on the dance floor
Thou shalt not make thy partner feel incompetent
Deathgrip or twisting thy partner's...
Making improvements in my dancing and having someone very special to share those groundbreaking moments with
One that STILL sticks with me, a few years ago, I did Hustle with this one lady who is a blast to dance with, she later asked me where did I learn...
Cold Cold Heart - Tony Bennett
WOW!! That is a VERY difficult move!
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