A dog goes limping into a saloon, and heads for the bar. The barkeep hollers, "G'wan, we don't serve your kind here!" The dog replies, "It's okay,...
"And I'm headin' on out again"
Yep, Williams, like Leonard Bernstein before him, is a master at borrowing from the masters. Williams must have been inspired by Holst's "Mars" when...
René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a beer. Descartes ponders for a moment. "I think not", he says and promptly...
Vacation to recover from holiday! ;^]
and a master debator... ;^]
Holidays should include a vacation
brevity soul of wit is
Another word for masseur: massagenist?
Musta been COLD i scream... ;^]
I'm a "jack of many trades", AKA self-deployed. I suspect the list of things I don't do might be shorter... ;^]
get back, Jo Jo
Well, I suppose it depends. I could probably hack the "lacto-ovo" or whatever it's called, that includes eggs and milk products, but strict vegan is...
I'll kick things off:
A theater TD is training a new stage hand, and they are up in the catwalk checking out the fly system when one of the...
Random Thought: If you intend to shoot yourself in the foot, best to do it BEFORE you stick it in your mouth! ;^]
Remember, the map is not the territory! ;^]
Nor Jacobites either, I suspect!
my bad, is this better?
I'm from a third-world country posing as a state, a banana republic that must import all its bananas, Land of the Flea, Home of the Plague AKA known...
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