Conversation in the morning: - Well, my dear, I am leaving you and your dancing studio is closed today - What do you mean that the studio is closed?
Just saw this on Twitter. Not exactly a ballroom dance joke, but ballroom dancers will understand. What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay...
On a popsicle stick: Q: What kind of dance do mothers like best? A: The Mom-bo (Actually, the printed answer was "Mom-ba", but mamba is actually a snake. Probably confused from all the other Latin dances that end in "A").