Ballroom Dance > Ballroom dance jokes

Discussion in 'Ballroom Dance' started by Jananananana, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. anntennis

    anntennis Active Member

    Conversation in the morning:
    - Well, my dear, I am leaving you and your dancing studio is closed today
    - What do you mean that the studio is closed?
  2. chomsky

    chomsky Well-Known Member

    I just laughed my heart out!!!Cheers!!!!
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  3. DanceMentor

    DanceMentor Administrator

    When a coach tells me "you're too high", I tell them, "How did you know I was high?"
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  4. ajiboyet

    ajiboyet Well-Known Member

    Just saw this on Twitter. Not exactly a ballroom dance joke, but ballroom dancers will understand.

    What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay...
  5. chomsky

    chomsky Well-Known Member

    Hope you don't mind if I steal this!!!It's just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
  6. sunnydays

    sunnydays New Member

    Hahahaha this made my day!! Going to have to remember this one :D
  7. Derek B

    Derek B New Member

    How many ballroom teachers does it take to teach a box step?

    100. 1 to teach the box step and the rest to to say how they could have taught it better!
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  8. MaggieMoves

    MaggieMoves Well-Known Member

    I like this one, which is more of a conversational starter. I forget where I picked it up from. Here's how it goes:

    MM: Why don't you dance?
    Man: Well, I've never tried.
    MM: Let's go then, right now, I'll show you easy steps.
    Man: No... I have two left feet. I'd ruin your shoes.
    MM: *Looks at feet*
    MM: You must have a real difficult time buying shoes then.
    Man: ...
    MM: I guess you put two right shoes in another box then, yeah?
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  9. Miss Silly

    Miss Silly Well-Known Member

    ....watched the new Taylor Swift video today....

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  10. cornutt

    cornutt Well-Known Member

    You know why dogs and cats don't dance? They have two left feet.

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