funniest thing a coach has ever said about your dancing

Discussion in 'Ballroom Dance' started by fascination, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. biggestbox

    biggestbox Member

    learning rumba...hips forward, into your partner, in, in, in, yes, yes, yes...
  2. K_8ie

    K_8ie New Member

    My coach keeps on calling me an "object" while looking at my partner. Then he looks at me and clarifies that, of course, I'm a beautiful object.
    He also mentioned once that leading me was like driving a Tercel rather than a Ferrari (which he of course prefers).... lol
    Gotta love him!
  3. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    it's a rough job but someone's gotta do it...:cool:
  4. biggestbox

    biggestbox Member

    cars

    that's really funny. In a instructional video with Bryan Watson and Karen Hardy, Bryan talks about quality of movement comparing Karen to a Rolls-Royce rather than a pinto.
  5. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    A bit double edged - engineered, smooth, comfortable, classy sure, but also heavy, ostentatious, slow to respond... Maybe great for standard but I might have expecte a latin dancer to prefer a pintos... small pert, nippy and quick on its little feet. Then again, its not a mini...
  6. fascination

    fascination Site Moderator Staff Member

    I got called a mazeratti (sp?) by my last coach...it was a good thing..okay...BOT...just needed a moment to savor that
  7. Katarzyna

    Katarzyna Well-Known Member

    um, what's that?
  8. fascination

    fascination Site Moderator Staff Member

    some fancy car...dunno...but it was meant to be a compliment
  9. etp777

    etp777 Active Member

    very nice cars. Believe cheapest last I looked started around 80k and up from there. It was definitely a compliment. :)
  10. Katarzyna

    Katarzyna Well-Known Member

  11. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    that would make my day... certainly not happening anytime soon...
  12. danceflower

    danceflower New Member

    There are so many funny things that my coaches told me. I cannot remember all of them, but here are few of them:


    " Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire." he said.
    "Ok" I answered
    "So...I don't feel you!"

    Another my coach tells me:

    "This dance is very sexy. You need to have orgasmic moments in it. "
  13. danceflower

    danceflower New Member

    And once I was explaining to a guy how to dance jive and I said to him: "Do not dance on your heels. Use your balls"
  14. cornutt

    cornutt Well-Known Member

    Considering the origins of jive, that's not too bad a metaphor, actually. :D Must remember that if I ever try jive.
  15. Josh

    Josh Active Member

    That's Maserati ;-) Here's a picture of you then (the GranTurismo version of you anyway... you have many incarnations as a Maserati):

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  16. danceflower

    danceflower New Member

    I just came to the US and my English was not good. Well, after that I learned not to say such things anymore. Now I would say use the balls of your feet.
  17. Terpsichorean Clod

    Terpsichorean Clod Moderator

    Perhaps he meant you're high-maintenance? ;)
  18. GJB

    GJB Well-Known Member

    LMAO !
  19. fascination

    fascination Site Moderator Staff Member

    :cool::cool::cool:oh ....yyyyyummmmmm
  20. fascination

    fascination Site Moderator Staff Member

    uh...true, but not what he meant...he meant "woosh"...and off we go

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