funniest thing a coach has ever said about your dancing

Discussion in 'Ballroom Dance' started by fascination, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. SyrU_dancer

    SyrU_dancer New Member

    *in broken russian* "You are doing the move; how you say, badly / wrong"
  2. SyrU_dancer

    SyrU_dancer New Member

    oo good one, I got this advice on a NY'er one day "Remember present the nipple" i.e. chest out
  3. Tzah

    Tzah New Member

    "Pick up your hoo-hoo."
  4. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    :shock: One has to wonder what that was about!

    er, did you then pick up your hoo-hoo? :)
  5. Tzah

    Tzah New Member

    For tango, I was slouching out during the stationary swivels, and my coach told me after moving and flexing and basically origaming me around "Look, it's kind of like... you just... yeah, just pick up your hoo-hoo... see?"

    I did finally pick it up after it clicked. It's just remembering it is the thing.
  6. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    And welcome to DF Tzah!
  7. BM

    BM New Member

    (visiting coach)
    "Let's not have your booty sticking out." ::goes to manually adjust posture:: "Oh, nevermind, you just have a nice booty. That's okay, then!"
  8. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

  9. rjcbear

    rjcbear New Member

    :uplaugh:
  10. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

    From my pro before the current one.

    "you have a great t*ts - now get them off me."
  11. samina

    samina Well-Known Member

    :uplaugh::uplaugh::uplaugh:
  12. anp73ga31

    anp73ga31 Active Member

    From a visiting standard teacher this weekend (like it isnt awkward enough to never have seen a person before and be all up in each other's personal space right after you meet them):

    "you're just giving me hips!"

    and then after an adjustment:
    "now I'm just getting all boobs!"

    oops...sorry about that. definitely was NOT my intention. stupid boobs, always getting in the way...

    Well, at least he didnt call them what Gumby's coach did. lol!
  13. nucat78

    nucat78 Active Member

    That boy just ain't right... ;)
  14. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

    At least he said "great" - :)
  15. Yliander

    Yliander Member

    said at the same time.....

    male coach - you look good taking larger steps

    female coach - you look good taking smaller steps


    my dance partner & I looked at each other and said nothing!!
  16. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    But maybe one was directed to the lead and the other to the follow? :?:
  17. Yliander

    Yliander Member

    Nope - was all about me - was something we had been discussion just prior to them watching us dance - partner's focus was posture
  18. etp777

    etp777 Active Member

    I think then you can just assume that they meant you always look good, and just ignore anything else they say. :)
  19. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Ah, one judge was looking at the left leg and the other at the right!
    Gotta be an explanation with a leg to stand on....
  20. Yliander

    Yliander Member

    Now thats an explanation I can work with ;)


    ROFLOL

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