If you were king/queen

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by bordertangoman, Feb 6, 2009.

  1. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    what rule would you proclaim?

    I'll start; the first day of each year with more than 3" of snow becomes a national holiday.
    (applicable to the UK)
  2. mamboqueen

    mamboqueen Well-Known Member

    Mean people stay in the tower.
  3. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    and they get no curds and whey
  4. NURDRMS

    NURDRMS Well-Known Member

    no more middle seats in commercial airplanes
  5. nucat78

    nucat78 Active Member

    Any "customer service" rep who is rude, incompetent, stupid, or lazy will be summarily executed. Hmm, I guess that means we shoot most of them. Oh well...
  6. emeralddancer

    emeralddancer Active Member

  7. QPO

    QPO New Member

    wont have to clean anymore :)
  8. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    all DFers get to dance all day on the National Payroll

    (I'm guessing thats going to go down well here..)
  9. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    better close membership then....
  10. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    abolish reality TV!
  11. QPO

    QPO New Member

    All Stupid TV inc bad sitcoms

  12. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    abolish TV - get out there and do something, subjects !
  13. fascination

    fascination Site Moderator Staff Member

    *abolish fast food resturants so that I could be a really hot queen...

    *make driving slowly in the passing lane and pulling out in front of someone rapidly and then slowing down punishable by death

    *require cocktail hour and seista at 3pm

    gimme more time.....I like this thread
  14. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    I think we have a queen :D
  15. fascination

    fascination Site Moderator Staff Member

  16. I would go around grabbing women's butts while saying "it's good to be the king" like Mel Brooks in "History of the World."

    Except for fasc. I think she would give even the king a black eye.
    And none of my dancing partners, or DF people. I don't want to alienate my friends.
    Also not including women who don't know me because that's just, you know, rude and stuff. Beside I'm a little timid where strange ladies', er, posteriors are involved.
  17. fascination

    fascination Site Moderator Staff Member

    well....um...if you asked permission nicely and agreed to let me return the favor...you might be granted privileges....depends upon your assets ;)
  18. Have I mentioned that I'm an avid bicyclist and wear 34-waist jeans? Just sayin'
  19. fascination

    fascination Site Moderator Staff Member

    well that should amount to something substantial ;)
  20. Bella

    Bella New Member

    1.) I'd have every clothing and shoes in the world!
    2.) I'd have the world's best pros teaching me for a discount price, afterall I am the queen ;)
    3.) Most importantly, I'd want absolute peace for our messy world.

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