If you were king/queen

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by bordertangoman, Feb 6, 2009.

  1. I can crack walnuts, if you know what I'm saying.
  2. Bella

    Bella New Member

    This would NOT be happening if I were the queen. Sorry Pretzel! No disrepecting women when I'm in charge! ;)
  3. Bella

    Bella New Member

    Although, grabbing men's butts saying "it's good to be queen" is quite tempting....
  4. JEM

    JEM New Member

    - the first wonderful warm day after winter would be a holiday - no work for anyone

    - bad drivers publicly executed (those who don't signal, drive slow in the left lane (or in front of me!), text while driving, etc)

    - excellent chocolate would be delivered to me daily, along w/gourmet coffee

    - politicians would be paid according to their performance/effectiveness

    - free health care
  5. All hail Quenn Bella!
  6. JEM

    JEM New Member

    - also all airline seats would be spaced as business class and the guy in front of me can't recline into my lap. Of course, as queen I would be flying a private jet so guess this wouldn't matter so much.
  7. fascination

    fascination Site Moderator Staff Member

    :cool::cool::cool:
  8. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    all arms factories would have to make ploughshares and no more weapons
    everyone would work a three day week, thus reducing the amount of travel and hence pollution and more time for family and recreation and dancing.
  9. Bella

    Bella New Member

    4.) Robert Pattinson would be my king (or Hayden Christiansen, or Brad Pitt)!
    5.) I can have more than 1 King.
  10. emeralddancer

    emeralddancer Active Member

    UM Bella ... hate to tel ya this chicka but Brad is closer to my age so .... HE'S MINE!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!:cool::mrgreen::raisebro:
  11. Bella

    Bella New Member

    Oh burnnn. Pulling out the age card huh? Too late, I already ran it by Angelina and all is well. In yo' face!
  12. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

  13. Bella

    Bella New Member

    No way, The Hills will remain says Queen Bella. :D I LOVE this thread!
  14. danceronice

    danceronice Well-Known Member

    Well, I'd work a lot fewer hours per week.

    And I would designate all parking spots to be free parking! No time limits!
  15. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    Free heel protectors...
  16. NURDRMS

    NURDRMS Well-Known Member

    any teenaged child who rolls their eyes at me would be instantly entered into military school.
  17. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

  18. bordertangoman

    bordertangoman Well-Known Member

    they're my bodyguards!

    egotistical people will be hoisted by their own petards.
  19. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    illegalize petards
  20. Captain Jep

    Captain Jep New Member

    err ... what's a petard?

    Also : replace gym classes with dance ones

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