Dancers Anonymous > If you were king/queen

Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by bordertangoman, Feb 6, 2009.

  1. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    better than the febrile kind...

    [what an odd mind I have.. :rolleyes:]
  2. No argument, but it beats ordinary any day.
  3. flashdance

    flashdance Active Member

    Free shopping for those who dance in aisles

    Queen Elise to have peppermint foot lotion rub whenever she desires and her wardrobe to be adorned with the finest dance robes the land workers can offer her.

    Fine beer and ales to be given to those men who serve their country proud

    Head apple dunking and being humiliated in stocks for those who fail to fill in their tax returns sending one groat to her majestys dance wear collection

    Robin Hood to be knighted and all poor people to be given beef on the bone with a free trifle

    Dance classes to be directed every hour in the old Stags head pub (with the beer)

    All citizens to be allowed a weeks vacation during the year

    All stocks and shares to be abolished along with KFC, McDonalds, Wendy's, Burgerking - NOT Hooters as our beloved HustlenFlow works there i think.
  4. elisedance

    elisedance New Member

    keep this up and you will be fast tracked to Royal Toady. :p

    The Royal Toadies are kept in style by the way. As all Toadies should...
  5. Bella

    Bella New Member

    *proudly hands over my crown*

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