Free shopping for those who dance in aisles Queen Elise to have peppermint foot lotion rub whenever she desires and her wardrobe to be adorned with the finest dance robes the land workers can offer her. Fine beer and ales to be given to those men who serve their country proud Head apple dunking and being humiliated in stocks for those who fail to fill in their tax returns sending one groat to her majestys dance wear collection Robin Hood to be knighted and all poor people to be given beef on the bone with a free trifle Dance classes to be directed every hour in the old Stags head pub (with the beer) All citizens to be allowed a weeks vacation during the year All stocks and shares to be abolished along with KFC, McDonalds, Wendy's, Burgerking - NOT Hooters as our beloved HustlenFlow works there i think.
keep this up and you will be fast tracked to Royal Toady. The Royal Toadies are kept in style by the way. As all Toadies should...