Discussion in 'Dancers Anonymous' started by samina, Sep 13, 2007.
I have seen little juice can-sized cans of sparkling wine, complete with a straw.
lol...the dry reds have bothered my stomach for over a year now...I am basically rlegated to foofie wine until the lining of my stomach recovers...prolly good for my liver too...
Very classy. Would go nicely with a tube top and daisy dukes, lol.
Wouldn't be caught dead in daisy dukes, lol.
I live in a very secluded area...and um...I don't like tan lines
Right there with you!
The shorts I don't mind so much. Tube top...not so much. As DH puts it, tube tops aren't every flattering on anybody. I'm sure I can come up with a substitute.
Besides, have a couple of cans of the sparkling wine (you have to drink it from the can, with the straw!) first, and you'll never care about the daisy dukes! (That's my plan and I'm sticking to it. Especially since I live in a townhouse.)
Tequila will get me there more efficiently, lol.
tube tops only work with store boughts...thus, a definate no-no here...subtitute= corset
I believe, thanks to peaches and skwiggy, that my issues with tequila are infamous
Works for me.
Although I'd just as soon go for a comfy halter top. (A bare midriff one, if I ever get back in shape.)
fair enough...though in truth I tend to just wear the bikini underneath
It's not that you issues with tequila, so much as you apparently have issues with your clothing. Rum seems to work just as well, if not better. Alas, no pictures of that, so D-F peeps will just have to take my word for it.
Edit to add: And you owe Joe, big time, for there not being more pics of you from Thursday.
rum...what ON EARTH ARE you talking about???????????
Rum is the alcohol in mojitos, is it not?
yessssssssssssssssssss...and my clothing remained intact thankyouverymuch...IIRC...it was YOU who had a little liquor issue that night my dear...and I am certain joe will verify
Um...a)no, it didn't, and b)I'm not denying it.
rotfl...denial is a thing of beauty...course I doubt you remember it so there is that possibility
and look...just b/c I am ample and things happen doesn't mean I have a rum issue
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