You should start trolling her. You could get pretty elaborate, too. Say you've bought a team of Clydesdales, flash around some pics, tell her you got plastic surgery 'down there', brag about starting up your own compost processing business for the local stock farmers or something. Say you're a published femmeslash author. That, or buy/wear the absolute most ridiculous things to wherever you'll see her, then bring a change of normal nonlulzy clothes to change into, etc. Say you've decided to quit ballroom dancing, because polka is way cooler.