Ballroom dance jokes

#1
So, I was looking through the facebook, and saw this:

How do ballroom rumors spread?

....Through the GRAPEVINE..:D:D:D:D

HAHAHHA
Anyway, this got me thinking, does anyone else have any gems to share to brighten up the day??? :D
 

suburbaknght

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#3
One day Bill decides to treat himself so he goes out and buys a pair of brand new, $300, patent leather, Italian loafers. Very proud of his gorgeous new shoes he wants to show them off but where can he go that people will see them? Aha, Bill decides, he's going to go out dancing.

Bill goes to the social club and first he dances with Sarah. They dance a flirty little cha cha, and after a couple bars Bill leans in and whispers, "Sarah, can it be that tonight you are wearing white panties?"

Sarah laughs a bit to cover her nervousness and answers, "Why yes, Bill. How did you know?"

"Well," says Bill, "When we did that last step I happened to look down and see their reflection in my brand new, $300, patent leather, Italian loafers.

Next, Bill dances with Amy. They dance a romantic rumba, and when Amy comes in for a step Bill leans in to Amy and whispers, "Amy, can it be that you are wearing red panties tonight?"

Amy laughs a bit to cover her nervousness and answers, "Why yes, Bill. How did you know?"

"Well," says Bill, "When we did that last step I happened to look down and see their reflection in my brand new, $300, patent leather, Italian loafers.

Next, Bill dances with Maria. They dance a hot, steamy tango. As they go across the floor they're completely hip to hip, thighs pressed together, the dance of passion. As Bill dips Maria, he swallows to cover his nervousness and whispers to her, "Maria, can it be that you aren't wearing any panties tonight?"

Maria gives a coy little giggle and bats her eyelashes as she whispers back, "Why yes, Bill. I don't have any underwear on."

"Oh thank God," says Bill. "I thought there was a crack in my band new, $300, patent leather, Italian loafers."
 
#7
From Dancing with Rene Z http://www.renez.com/

Dress code for a dance party in Hawaii
No coconut shell bras.
Grass skirt optional.
Everyone will be lei'd at midnight.
Found on the internet
Larry La Price, the man who wrote the famous party dance "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully last week at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left foot in ... and then the trouble started ...
Laurie Sisson, The Studio One Review, Number 116, August 13, 2004.

Dance etiquette, California style: Always be nice to your dance partner. You never know, he may turn out to be your next ex-husband.
Found on the internet
 

ajiboyet

Well-Known Member
#8
So, I was looking through the facebook, and saw this:

How do ballroom rumors spread?

....Through the GRAPEVINE..:D:D:D:D

HAHAHHA
Anyway, this got me thinking, does anyone else have any gems to share to brighten up the day??? :D
LOVE THIS!!! Put a BIG smile on my face. I like to savour the confusion of non-dancers when they see stuff like this.
I first learned the grapevine in ATango though.
 
#9
LOVE THIS!!! Put a BIG smile on my face. I like to savour the confusion of non-dancers when they see stuff like this.
I first learned the grapevine in ATango though.

Ooooh Ooooh I got another one:
Why are journalists always successful ballroom dancers?
Because they're able to follow even the most difficult lead.


HAHAHAHHA oh I crack myself up sometimes
 
#12
Found these on the internet:

Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot!

Why is it cool to be a dancer?
Because no one tells you off for having too much attitude!

What sort of dance does a plumber do?
A tap dance!

How do hens dance?
Chick to chick

What do you call a one legged dancer?
Eileen

How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!


Why is Ballroom Dancing better than a Blind Date?
A bad date lasts all evening, but a bad dance lasts three minutes.

You can dance with a dozen different partners in just one hour. If the dance partner is good, you can have another dance right away.

No awkward goodbye at the end of a dance.

For MEN:

You don't have to pay for her dinner.

You see her before you commit to spending time with her.

If you like her, you can wrap her up in a cuddle.

You find out right away if she is a back seat driver.

For WOMEN:

You get to buy a special pair of shoes for the occasion.

If you don't like his looks, you can decline the dance without guilt.

You find out right away if knows how to lead, or needs to be led.

If he smells bad, you can lean out away from him and people will compliment you on your dancing style.

 
#13
I bumped into some dancers. Got a strike.

My wife and I both love to dance. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Thursdays.

The dance floor was so fast they had an on ramp with a merge sign.

She didn't know how to follow. I did a left turn while she did a promenade. I never saw her again.

We did an Argentine Tango. She did some fancy high kicks. It was very painful.

We did a nice relaxed Tango. I did a series of gentle rocking steps. She fell asleep
 
#15
I've posted this here before, but ... styling differences in the tango:

American Tango: You've just started dating, and there's a lot of sexual tension between you. You try to keep it slow, but it's very difficult.

Argentine Tango: You've just started sleeping together, and you cannot keep your hands off one another in public.

International Tango: You've been married for ten years and are staying together for the sake of the kids.
 

fascination

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#18
the one I heard that I don't remember well but thought was amusing at the time was something like St. Peter and the devil considering getting into a dance contest between heven and hell and st peter saying something like; we will win, we have all of the best dancers and the devil saying something like "yea, but we have all the judges"
 
#19
the one I heard that I don't remember well but thought was amusing at the time was something like St. Peter and the devil considering getting into a dance contest between heven and hell and st peter saying something like; we will win, we have all of the best dancers and the devil saying something like "yea, but we have all the judges"
this is good one:)
 

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