funniest thing a coach has ever said about your dancing

fascination

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#1
gotta laugh...I have permission to share this by the way...about 4 months ago or so when John Swick was looking at my arm styling on a crossover, he goes....lol..."you you like a da-- chrysler hood ornament"...this just slayed me I thought it was so hysterical and spot on....(he says plenty of nice stuff too, btw)...but there I am standing with both of my arms flung out and way too far back...and well...you had to love it...now bear in mind, I had permission to to share...


so I am wondering have any of you had some funny moments in a coaching you would like to share...you needn't say with whom...in fact that might be preferable ...just thought it might be fun
 

Larinda McRaven

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#5
"I can dance it much better when I am sitting because I don't have to listen to the music!"

WHAT? How non sequitur can you get? I laughed out loud so hard at that one.
 

etp777

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#7
hahahah, I wouldn't even know what to say to that one. Further proof that pro/buddy teacher/everyone are wrong, and I'm right, that I should NOT be a teacher. :)
 

fascination

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#9
and another...I will not out the female coach..."now dear, you must always give the man your left breast"...uh...I looked at pro...turning red....giggle
 

etp777

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#12
Heh, vicious and foxtrot are definitely not two words I like to put together. :)

and wont' touch the other one. Pun not intended, but funny regardless. :)
 

etp777

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#15
I'd think it'd depend. Working with variuos coaches, choreographers, etc, seems to be two real attitudes with foxtrot, either a very smooth more sophisticated dance, or a lot more sexy, fun foxtrot. Depending on hwo's choreographing it, first will be more closed, second more open, though not always. I know parents and friend both commented on that when particular choreographer in our chain did new dances for each of them. He's known for particular sexy/crazy choreography, and he (and the pros in question) all described it as a differnet goal/style (while still being Foxtrot, of course :) ), of foxtrot.

Course, that may just be us in this chain.
 

Josh

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#17
and another...I will not out the female coach..."now dear, you must always give the man your left breast"...uh...I looked at pro...turning red....giggle
I will not out this one either, but he always says to my students, in a british accent, "There's a saying in England... always take your left ***** toward the queen in the balcony..."
 

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