If you were king/queen

bordertangoman

Well-Known Member
#1
what rule would you proclaim?

I'll start; the first day of each year with more than 3" of snow becomes a national holiday.
(applicable to the UK)
 

nucat78

Active Member
#5
Any "customer service" rep who is rude, incompetent, stupid, or lazy will be summarily executed. Hmm, I guess that means we shoot most of them. Oh well...
 

fascination

Site Moderator
Staff member
#13
*abolish fast food resturants so that I could be a really hot queen...

*make driving slowly in the passing lane and pulling out in front of someone rapidly and then slowing down punishable by death

*require cocktail hour and seista at 3pm

gimme more time.....I like this thread
 
#16
I would go around grabbing women's butts while saying "it's good to be the king" like Mel Brooks in "History of the World."

Except for fasc. I think she would give even the king a black eye.
And none of my dancing partners, or DF people. I don't want to alienate my friends.
Also not including women who don't know me because that's just, you know, rude and stuff. Beside I'm a little timid where strange ladies', er, posteriors are involved.
 

fascination

Site Moderator
Staff member
#17
well....um...if you asked permission nicely and agreed to let me return the favor...you might be granted privileges....depends upon your assets ;)
 

Bella

New Member
#20
1.) I'd have every clothing and shoes in the world!
2.) I'd have the world's best pros teaching me for a discount price, afterall I am the queen ;)
3.) Most importantly, I'd want absolute peace for our messy world.
 

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