The shorts I don't mind so much. Tube top...not so much. As DH puts it, tube tops aren't every flattering on anybody. I'm sure I can come up with a substitute.
Besides, have a couple of cans of the sparkling wine (you have to drink it from the can, with the straw!) first, and you'll never care about the daisy dukes! (That's my plan and I'm sticking to it. Especially since I live in a townhouse.)
It's not that you issues with tequila, so much as you apparently have issues with your clothing. Rum seems to work just as well, if not better. Alas, no pictures of that, so D-F peeps will just have to take my word for it.
Edit to add: And you owe Joe, big time, for there not being more pics of you from Thursday.